Three Word Story

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it was nonetheless

Mavis Grind

discovered that the

Merry Vole

utter and complete

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cockwomble had gone

Merry Vole

ape, drunkenly gallivanting

Piglet

around the town,

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the saints go

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and cross themselves!

Cameron

in order to

Piglet

fend off the

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hungry wolves of

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tribes fleeing the

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henceforth tribeless areas,

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journeying to Tesco

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to buy some

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discounted Christmas puddings

Piglet

and bottles of

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Macallan malt, which

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, as anyone knows,

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should never be

Piglet

mixed with lemonade

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or calamity may

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ensue, unless wise

Piglet

men, bringing gifts

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arrive in time

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bestowing said gifts

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and departing before

Cameron

the unexpected appearance

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of Dame Edna

Piglet

, who was wearing

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a sequin encrusted

Piglet

pair of spectacles

Cameron

through which she

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stared icily at

Piglet

the assembled company

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while quipping sarcastically

Cameron

about the latest

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developments in ladies'

Piglet

doubles matches during

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the run-up to

Piglet

the general election

Cameron

while her MP

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denied all allegations

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about fish cakes

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despite claims that

Piglet

his mistress was

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covered in fish,

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in a premeditated

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act of lovemaking.

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