Three Word Story

Gallovidian

twenty years younger

Spike

than the older

Piglet

people in the

Cameron

Gold spandex and

Piglet

platform shoes, who

Spike

like to go

Miffy

to the seaside

Spike

to see the

Piglet

sea. However, if

Spike

the sea was

Piglet

unseasonably rough, it

Cameron

made them wish

Gallovidian

upon a star

Spike

studded array of

Piglet

celebrities, whose egos

The_Riv

votes were taken,

Cameron

leading to wobbly

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knees and itchy

Piglet

feet, which made

Spike

up for the

Gallovidian

lack of ventilation

The5thMary

a strange squirming

Cameron

respiration. Meanwhile, back

Spike

to front trousers

Boogie

local swimming pool

Gallovidian

Recent contributions seem to have become a little disjointed - allow me to try and remedy that!
Meanwhile, back-to-front trousers (at the) local swimming pool

were proving problematic

Spike

to the other

Piglet

half of the

la vie en rouge

pantomime horse. Fortunately,

Gallovidian

a passing lifeguard

The5thMary

passed the buck

Spike

to the other

Cameron

members of the

Piglet

water-polo team, who

Gallovidian

quickly realised that

Spike

the water was

Piglet

very cold, and

Cameron

full of huge

Gallovidian

pink jellyfish with

The5thMary

sparkly sequins and

Piglet

nasty stingy bits,

Cameron

which caught their

Spike

low and dangling

Piglet

tentacles (which weren't

Spike

the same as

Gallovidian

you might expect

Spike

under the circumstances)

Piglet

but they still

The_Riv

presented quite a(n)

Cameron

arresting sight to