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• TurquoiseTastic Kerygmania Host

  July 9

  Sipech wrote: »

  This is shamelessly copied from a user on Mastodon.
  
  Them: What are you dressed as?
  
  Me: A harp.
  
  Them: Bit small for a harp don’t you think?
  
  Me: Are you calling me a lyre?

  
  This is fantastic
• Gramps49 Shipmate

  July 14

  Did you know Koi travel in groups of 4?
  That way when attacked, Koi A, Koi B, and Koi C can scatter,
  leaving the D koi.
  
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  Did you know you activate 14 muscles
  when you drink coffee?
  Fitness is my passion.
  
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  You think you can hurt my feelings?
  I used to bring the wrong tools to my dad.
• Stercus Tauri Shipmate

  July 15

  After doing some remedial plumbing in our kitchen I remembered a saying from my beloved mother-in-law:
  
  Old plumbers never die - they always smell like that.
• Gramps49 Shipmate

  July 15

  I like waterlemon
  You that read wrong.
  You read that wrong too.
  
  This is why you fail exams.
• Gramps49 Shipmate

  2:56AM

  I am starting a new restaurant.
  It will feature Curry on French Fries
  It will be called.
  Curry on my Wayward Spud
  And there will be peas when you are done.