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  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    It's going to be a really warm jacket with all that wool in it ... :mrgreen:
  • Yes, I was thinking he must be wearing a sheep.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Must be a black sheep, according to the pictures.
  • Are you going somewhere posh? 😉
  • Wesley J wrote: »
    Here's not a headline, but an interesting description for a Brook Taverner Dinner Suit Jacket:
    Composition: 54% Polyester, 454% Wool, 2% Lycra

    That's a hell of a lot of Lycra.
  • From the "i's" TV page: BBC Proms 21 Olivier Latry ... performs key organ works ..., while the Scottish Chamber Orchestra perform an evening of Mozart. Wouldn't it be better if he played before the SCO struck up?
  • Latry isn't playing. Martin Baker is doing it instead.
  • Dunno about Mr Baker, but M Latry can outplay any orchestra...
    :naughty:
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    M. Latry is indeed a most excellent player (and a very nice bloke).

    He was the guest at a Cathedral Organists' conference we were at in Truro about 25 years ago, and was concluding his recital with an improvisation (a speciality at which he particularly shines).

    David and I had been to Helston earlier in the day, when the "Furry Dance" was on, and when the chaps were asked for a tune on which Olivier would improvise, David suggested the Floral Dance, which we'd been hearing all afternoon.

    It was quickly scribbled down on a scrap of paper, and duly, very cleverly, improvised upon.
  • Very clever indeed!

    Many years ago we were at a service in a small local church with Carlo Curley "presiding" at the organ. We got to the Gloria - a simple congregational setting - of which he made a totally disastrous start (I'd say "a pig's ear" but don't want to frighten present company), stopped then threw up his hands, said, "Sorry, folks" with a smile, and off we went again.
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    edited July 2021
    Another very nice bloke (with whom I shall forever associate the consumption of an industrial quantity of Chardonnay), gone far too soon.
  • Dunno about Mr Baker, but M Latry can outplay any orchestra...
    :naughty:
    We went to a Prom which included a piece for organ and orchestra by James MacMillan: "A Scotch Bestiary". The soloist was Wayne Marshall who had premiered it the year before, and in my opinion he did outplay the orchestra rather than partner it. Conversely the soloist in last night's Poulenc Concerto managed IMO to get a good balance.

  • PendragonPendragon Shipmate
    Cue annual moans about the continued scheduling of the 'organ prom' on a Sunday morning.
  • Very clever indeed!

    Many years ago we were at a service in a small local church with Carlo Curley "presiding" at the organ. We got to the Gloria - a simple congregational setting - of which he made a totally disastrous start (I'd say "a pig's ear" but don't want to frighten present company), stopped then threw up his hands, said, "Sorry, folks" with a smile, and off we went again.

    Another tangential anecdote... That brought back a memory of Carlo Curley as the guest performer at the inauguration of a large electronic church organ near here, quite a long time ago. The abiding memory of the occasion has been reduced to something like the sound an MRI scanner makes, as discussed in another thread - seemingly interminable, deafening roaring and pounding. I have no musical memory of the occasion. (BT - the church ended up being sold by the Presbyterians to a Baptist congregation, complete with organ).
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    edited August 2021
    Any more, organic or non-organic, possibly punworthy horrible headlines out there?
  • According to a headline in the Washington Post, William and Mary will require coronavirus vaccine before start of fall semester. A little further reading informs those of us who didn't know that William and Mary is (are?) a college.
  • Ah, in Britain we would have read them as King and Queen - and, since they both died in around 1700, wondered why they required to be vaccinated!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Quite so, BT!
  • Not a coincidence - it was founded under their authority, in 1693.
  • From the "Guardian" website: "Europe’s distrust of traffic lights threatens UK holidays".

    Yup, the ferry docks but they don't drive off because they're waiting for the purple light to show.
  • A full-page advert from "Great Rail Journeys" on the back of my newspaper: "Springtime Tulips ... 8-day River Cruise".

    Er?
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    A full-page advert from "Great Rail Journeys" on the back of my newspaper: "Springtime Tulips ... 8-day River Cruise".

    Er?

    Is it for 2022?
  • Ah, in Britain we would have read them as King and Queen - and, since they both died in around 1700, wondered why they required to be vaccinated!

    Alas, Mary II died in 1694. aged only 32, of a particularly acute form of smallpox, but it was to be a century later before a vaccine was developed...

    Alternative history is Fun. Supposing Mary had lived to a greater age, and had offspring, why - we might still be ruled by an Orange!

    As you were - please carry on...
  • Wesley J wrote: »
    A full-page advert from "Great Rail Journeys" on the back of my newspaper: "Springtime Tulips ... 8-day River Cruise".

    Er?

    Is it for 2022?

    Yes. But I was thinking more in terms of a "Great Rail Journey" being a "river cruise"!!!
  • It’s an amphibious train, in case the tracks flood.
  • Ah yes - to overcome the wrong kind of water!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Don't despair, Wesley - I didn't twig about the river/railway thing either.

    :blush:
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Ya. Probably the wrong kind of twig on the line.
  • "We regret to inform you that your train has been cancelled. This is due to leaves on the line and furthermore to said leaves still being attached to the tree".
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Eek!!!
  • I misread a BBC headline yesterday as stating that Google co-founder Larry Page had been given New Zealand.

    Fortunately, it turns out I’d missed the last word “residency”.

  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    I can think of worse things to be given than New Zealand. It's got beautiful scenery, heavenly wine and a sensible Prime Minister - what's not to like?
  • Earthquakes.
  • I think that being the personal fiefdom of a Google billionaire might ruin it though…
  • From the "Independent": Cricketer gets hit in the groin twice in back-to-back deliveries.

    Very painful ... but one has visions of contortions, too!
  • PigletPiglet All Saints Host, Circus Host
    Poor chap. :flushed:
  • Two deliveries in the back and yet he still gets hit in the groin? I have to say I am impressed with the skill of the bowler.
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Minds boggle! Balls joggle!
  • LydaLyda Shipmate
    Wesley J wrote: »
    A full-page advert from "Great Rail Journeys" on the back of my newspaper: "Springtime Tulips ... 8-day River Cruise".

    Er?

    Is it for 2022?

    Yes. But I was thinking more in terms of a "Great Rail Journey" being a "river cruise"!!!

    Late but... personally I was wondering why tulips need a holiday? 🌷
  • Lyda wrote: »
    Late but... personally I was wondering why tulips need a holiday? 🌷

    It's a hard life being a tulip
  • Apart from the Perseverance of the Plants
  • And the fear of being Irresistibly picked.
  • Competition from Tall Poppies.
  • Not exactly a headline, but a sentence in a local online news report made me blink. It refers to a proposed new housing development:

    The homes – a quarter of which will be affordable – include houses, maisonettes, and flats...

    My italics. Presumably the other 75% will be out of everyone's price range?
    :confused:
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    Makes you wonder why they built them then, Sadness. :(
  • Yes, I always feel that "affordable" should be replaced by "slightly less impossible to buy".
  • Wesley JWesley J Circus Host
    edited August 2021
    From railway-technology.com, this confusing piece of news:
    Earlier this year, nearly eight Class 769 trains were launched, and the Pacer trains were withdrawn from service this summer.

    Nearly eight trains? Somebody cannot count? Or were the trains lauched so quickly that they lost track? Or train no. 8 doesn't yet have an engine fitted, and the passengers need to push?
  • Bishops FingerBishops Finger Shipmate
    edited August 2021
    Trains that need to be launched ?

    I know that rainfall is getting heavier, but amphibious trains seem a bit OTT...
    :flushed:
  • Do they smash bottles of champagne on the prow?
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