I wish I could find the article I saw, but didn't fully read this week about toilet training cows. As many of you will know NZ produces a lot of dairy products and toilet training the cows, which the writers claimed was possible to do, was to cut down on the pollution they cause.
So not only can you not get a seat upstairs on the bus for the cows, but there'll be an even longer queue for the Ladies on account of this herd of Friesians.
But cinemas do. Just think of The 39 Pats, Brief Encownter, Fry Day the 13th; and theatres as well: Anthony and Cowpatra, Gentle Bulls of Verona; or musical theatres: Jersey Bulls, or After The Bull, by Noel Cow-Art.
So not only can you not get a seat upstairs on the bus for the cows, but there'll be an even longer queue for the Ladies on account of this herd of Friesians.
So not only can you not get a seat upstairs on the bus for the cows, but there'll be an even longer queue for the Ladies on account of this herd of Friesians.
Ah but do they leave the seat up?
More importantly, do the women put the seat back up when they've finished?
So not only can you not get a seat upstairs on the bus for the cows, but there'll be an even longer queue for the Ladies on account of this herd of Friesians.
Ah but do they leave the seat up?
More importantly, do the women put the seat back up when they've finished?
I've never quite understood the whole controversy. Want the seat up? Put it up. Want the seat down? Put it down. Seems pretty obvious.
So not only can you not get a seat upstairs on the bus for the cows, but there'll be an even longer queue for the Ladies on account of this herd of Friesians.
Ah but do they leave the seat up?
More importantly, do the women put the seat back up when they've finished?
I've never quite understood the whole controversy. Want the seat up? Put it up. Want the seat down? Put it down. Seems pretty obvious.
The complaint usually comes from those who want it lowered. I've decided to start a campaign to have it left raised.
So not only can you not get a seat upstairs on the bus for the cows, but there'll be an even longer queue for the Ladies on account of this herd of Friesians.
Ah but do they leave the seat up?
More importantly, do the women put the seat back up when they've finished?
I've never quite understood the whole controversy. Want the seat up? Put it up. Want the seat down? Put it down. Seems pretty obvious.
The complaint usually comes from those who want it lowered. I've decided to start a campaign to have it left raised.
Oh I know where the complaint comes from. I just don't see the validity of it. Especially when it is made into a moral issue.
Since, when we go to the toilet during the night (As One Does) we don't put on the light, it's imperative (for both of us) for the seat to be left down.
However this has nothing to do with either cows or buses ...
Yes. Hornby - the model trains people - have just announced the addition of a "Tin Tabernacle" to their range. According to the blog on their website, it will "add an air of theological authenticity to a layout" which I thought was rather good!
It certainly adds architectural authenticity; it looks exactly like a Tin Tabernacle that David showed me once.
My weird offering isn’t a headline, but an amusingly appropriate name: the gentleman who was reporting for the BBC on the petrol shortage and panic buying was called Phil McCann.
Since, when we go to the toilet during the night (As One Does) we don't put on the light, it's imperative (for both of us) for the seat to be left down.
However this has nothing to do with either cows or buses ...
Why? If you need a wee you'll need to lift it up. Surely the imperative is that you know which way it should be.
3 out of the 5 members of our household are equipped with a winky and I've calculated that bar food poisoning or other upset, it's statistically more likely than not that the next user will need the seat up.
My weird offering isn’t a headline, but an amusingly appropriate name: the gentleman who was reporting for the BBC on the petrol shortage and panic buying was called Phil McCann.
Were they taking the mickey?
I saw this and assumed that he had been sent on purpose
People who ‘can’t fit into jeans they wore aged 21’ risk developing diabetes
From the Grauniad.
What if they've chucked them out long ago? How will they know they're at risk then? Also, what if jeans shrinkage occurs e.g. through washing? - It is a real thing, depending on brand and make (I speak from experience!).
I was chuckling about that headline with the guy in charge of youthwork this afternoon. We can both get into the same size clothes as we did at 21 (currently, my weight has been up and down again in the meantime).
People who ‘can’t fit into jeans they wore aged 21’ risk developing diabetes
From the Grauniad.
What if they've chucked them out long ago? How will they know they're at risk then? Also, what if jeans shrinkage occurs e.g. through washing? - It is a real thing, depending on brand and make (I speak from experience!).
We shall be charitable and accept that is the washing that makes it hard for you to get them on.
Honestly, I'm a bit concerned about the patriot burning bit. Is the patriot the burner, or the burnee? And are we talking the Jan 6 sort of "patriots"?
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Ooops!
OK, I know it's ellipsis ... but to me this sounds much more like a US headline than a British one.
Being sensible, they're usually on trains. Otherwise, too many fights to see who gets the front seats upstairs on a bus.
And they'd no longer be allowed to smoke upstairs the way they used to.
Ah, I love smoked cow. Brisket if I can get it.
It can't be a bullette as that would make it feminine, which as everybody knows is contrary to the nature of a bull.
That's so that they can fit onto buses.
Are you saying we're just posting a lot of bull?
Miniature bulls (and cows)
Cows like culture too!
Ah but do they leave the seat up?
More importantly, do the women put the seat back up when they've finished?
I've never quite understood the whole controversy. Want the seat up? Put it up. Want the seat down? Put it down. Seems pretty obvious.
The complaint usually comes from those who want it lowered. I've decided to start a campaign to have it left raised.
Oh I know where the complaint comes from. I just don't see the validity of it. Especially when it is made into a moral issue.
However this has nothing to do with either cows or buses ...
Anyone got any weird headlines or amusing signposts?
See https://tinyurl.com/dkrpd5m5
My weird offering isn’t a headline, but an amusingly appropriate name: the gentleman who was reporting for the BBC on the petrol shortage and panic buying was called Phil McCann.
Were they taking the mickey?
Why? If you need a wee you'll need to lift it up. Surely the imperative is that you know which way it should be.
3 out of the 5 members of our household are equipped with a winky and I've calculated that bar food poisoning or other upset, it's statistically more likely than not that the next user will need the seat up.
Something very odd seems to have happened with the Bog Seats move from Purg to Heaven
What if they've chucked them out long ago? How will they know they're at risk then? Also, what if jeans shrinkage occurs e.g. through washing? - It is a real thing, depending on brand and make (I speak from experience!).
I am Doomed...
We shall be charitable and accept that is the washing that makes it hard for you to get them on.
"This designer Patriot Wood Burning Fire Bowel is handcrafted in the heart of America, making it one-of-a-kind. ..."
Aka the short way with constipation.