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  • EirenistEirenist Shipmate
    I claim my prize!
  • SpikeSpike Ecclesiantics & MW Host, Admin Emeritus
    Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? He couldn’t control his pupils.
  • Graven ImageGraven Image Shipmate
    What is the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally, and the kleptomaniac literally takes things.
  • Gramps49Gramps49 Shipmate
    Graven Image wrote: »
    What is the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally, and the kleptomaniac literally takes things.

    Groan
  • EirenistEirenist Shipmate
    If Trump has spurs on his heels, why isn't he in the US Cavalry? ( Not a bad joke, but where can it go?)
  • PriscillaPriscilla Shipmate
    I told Darllenwr Graven Image’s joke and he said it reminded him of the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl - the one shoots but. can’t hit, the other hoots but can’t s**it
  • KarlLBKarlLB Shipmate
    Turn away now if of delicate disposition.
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    You have been warned
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    Met a mate of mine down the pub last night.

    "Any road" I said, "so you did it then?"
    "Well, she was lying there stark naked in front of me. What else was I going to do?"
    "The autopsy, man, the autopsy!"
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